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Hatchet Herald: Special Bulletin

Written by Shasta McNasty

Friday, 03 April 2009

10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos Tickets Available Now!‏

There you have it Juggalos. The official word from Psychopathic. I'll be there, will you?

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Corpse Circus said:

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April 04, 2009- 14:58
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Scottynutz said:

	ya bitch ass. we stay wicked. not with checkered hsirts and nice new kicks mommy bought us. SO..... FUCK OFF
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April 04, 2009- 16:08 | url
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Necro_Ninja_8N9ne said:

	im not excited bout kmk cuz now they dont even do full songs in there live set i saw em like 2 weeks ago and 5 of their best songs they only did the chorus im done with them
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April 05, 2009- 00:34
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so wait shangrli-ha if dudes parents won't take dude he should fuck up his regular life the one u live 361 of the year? don't get me wrong i've been down since like riddle box came out when i was like 9 or 10 so i am a real lo but if it meant messin up my life it would b a very serious decision. i had a jugga skank(not lette shes a ho with no heart) who lost her job, n got kicked out 2 go 2 06 rude boy himself when told the story said wow what a dumb ass. so mayb the homie just can't make it that dont make him a poser mayb he has 2 do something positive at home 4 the juggalo name we ain't got the best rep. all that bein said i got love 4 all my fam out here

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April 07, 2009- 07:56
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Shangrli-Ha said:

burger iz twiztid said:
so wait shangrli-ha if dudes parents won't take dude he should fuck up his regular life the one u live 361 of the year? don't get me wrong i've been down since like riddle box came out when i was like 9 or 10 so i am a real lo but if it meant messin up my life it would b a very serious decision. i had a jugga skank(not lette shes a ho with no heart) who lost her job, n got kicked out 2 go 2 06 rude boy himself when told the story said wow what a dumb ass. so mayb the homie just can't make it that dont make him a poser mayb he has 2 do something positive at home 4 the juggalo name we ain't got the best rep. all that bein said i got love 4 all my fam out here

That's what I'm sayin. It's funny how on the one hand these kid Lo's act all defiant and I'm sure a big part of the appeal is how the whole Lo scene freaks the parents out, but when it comes down to it these kidz are like 'OK, mommy'.

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April 07, 2009- 08:58
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Cali Ninja said:

	That's kids in every scene, douche. Quit talking about juggalos like they're all fucking kids. A good fucking lot of us don't fit your douche bag stereotypes.
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April 07, 2009- 10:55
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Fire_Thief_ said:

	^ But you certainly do, asshole.
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April 07, 2009- 11:07 | url
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Cali Ninja said:

	Wow, of all people to open their mouths at that point, I must say you took me by surprise. But don't worry, I'm not offended. The scheer audacity it takes to be as pathetic as you and still step up to e-thug is impressive.
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April 07, 2009- 11:11
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Cali Ninja said:

	Sorry I won't be around to hear a response when you finally grow up enough to understand what I just said to you.
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April 07, 2009- 11:12
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Fire_Thief_ said:

	ATTN: SKRAPPY Someone relay this message to him. He messaged me, but only can recieve messages from friends because he scared of other people. My response: HAHAHAHA I got your paralyzed ass scared. Step to the real, mutha fucka. I will torture what remaining muscles you still have feeling in until your death.
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April 07, 2009- 11:26 | url
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Shangrli-Ha said:

	Cali Ninja said: Wow, of all people to open their mouths at that point, I must say you took me by surprise. But don't worry, I'm not offended. The scheer audacity it takes to be as pathetic as you and still step up to e-thug is impressive. I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to take a break from the hate and just laugh out of my chair. Kidz like FireFag give haterz a bad rep.
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April 07, 2009- 11:26
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Cali Ninja said:

Fire_Thief_ said:
ATTN: SKRAPPY

Someone relay this message to him. He messaged me, but only can recieve messages from friends because he scared of other people.

My response: HAHAHAHA I got your paralyzed ass scared. Step to the real, mutha fucka. I will torture what remaining muscles you still have feeling in until your death.

Wow, it takes some real balls to threaten a crippled kid. Funny thing is, he'd still beat your ass.

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April 07, 2009- 11:29
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Fire_Thief_ said:

	NEW EMINEM VIDEO! ITS AWESOMELY HILARIOUS! =D http://www.mtv.com/videos/eminem/368090/we-made-you.jhtml#id=1608645 And I would fuck the SHIT out of that sarah palin lookalike!
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April 07, 2009- 11:54 | url
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Cali Ninja said:

	You would fuck her shit wouldn't you? You nasty little shit fucker.
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April 07, 2009- 12:04
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quemical said:

	I think he meant he would Fuck Todd Palin.
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April 07, 2009- 12:14
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Cali Ninja said:

	No thanks, I have a woman, I don't need a fag to beat me off.
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April 07, 2009- 12:23
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quemical said:

	someone please take him up on that offer please, so he can finally STFU
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April 07, 2009- 12:27
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Cali Ninja said:

	I'll take his mom, will that suffice? She usually spits the sperm in his morning cereal she makes for him anyway.
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April 07, 2009- 12:29
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wickidklown said:

	Fire_Thief_ said: i think i meant that i will beat the fuck out of all of you at the gathering. come try me. I trully hope you are there man, because if you are, I will find you and stomp you the fuck out fag! No joke. See you in 122 days mutha fucka, that will make my gathering alone, i could turn around and go home right after that before any concerts or anything and would be happy.
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April 07, 2009- 12:43
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Cali Ninja said:

	Goddamn I hope I can make it so I can see that shit. I'd love to watch this bitch get stomped. When I say stomp you say Whoop Whoop!
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April 07, 2009- 12:46
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wickidklown said:

	whoop whoop On the real, i doubt he is really there, but if he is I will record it for you Cali. Shit ll even hit up one of the mods with a link so they can make a news post. I bet that would be the most watched video on tis sites history.
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April 07, 2009- 12:49
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quemical said:

	fire thief got quiet all of a sudden...
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April 07, 2009- 13:02
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quemical said:

	Typical bitch move, resorting to weapons all of a sudden.
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April 07, 2009- 13:21
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wickidklown said:

	SUre you will, sure you will. 1,000 bucks says i dont see yur feathered hair anywhere close to hogrock you fuck. And congrats on having bigger shoes than me that makes you thats much cooler and stronger than me. I hope to see you there fire fag
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April 07, 2009- 14:01
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soopaballz said:

	fire queef JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEICE OF SHIT! NOWONE LIKES TO HEAR YOU BITCH AND IM SUPRIZED NOBODY HAS EITHER BANNED YOU OR JUST STRAIT UP KICKED UR FUCKING TEETH IN!!!! GO AWAY!!!! GO PISS OFF SOMWONE ELZ FOR A CHANCE YOU FUCKING BASTARD and btw im only a size 10 and ill still fucking kick your ass WITHOUT A KNIFE!!
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April 07, 2009- 14:04
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soopaballz said:

	btw ur lieing about ur shoe size is meerly (spelling?) componsating for your tiney penis and 5 months of being a self proclamed juggalo
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April 07, 2009- 14:08
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WIKIDBOZO(JSC) said:

	I wanna b there 2 see fire queef get his teeth kicked in ill watch that shit first hand that would b sum mad fuckin funny ass shit if i see him near the stage where ill b performing ill jump off stage n beat him with the mic but i hope that does happen see yall in a few months When I say stomp you say Whoop Whoop! WHOOP WHOOP
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April 07, 2009- 14:39
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	I have a feeling i missed something...
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April 07, 2009- 15:13
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Cali Ninja said:

	Ya you did. Where the fuck you been at? I've had to entertain myself for the past 2 days.
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April 07, 2009- 15:33
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Cali Ninja said:

	So Kumar is now working for the White House. How cool is that?
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April 07, 2009- 15:35
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thaunholy said:

	http://www.myspace.com/reelnigguhzdontdie
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April 07, 2009- 15:45 | url
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thaunholy said:

	wtf
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April 07, 2009- 15:45 | url
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thaunholy said:


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April 07, 2009- 15:46 | url
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thaunholy said:

	fuck it, i apologize for thease series of comments.
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April 07, 2009- 15:46 | url
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wickidklown said:

	Seeing fire queff at the gathering should just be one more reason for ninjas 2 go 2 the 10th GotJ
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April 07, 2009- 16:19
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	Whatever kid, you were like 10 with your thumb up your ass in the backwoods in 2003. Nobody gives a shit anyway, you're still a little bitch.
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April 07, 2009- 19:26
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.SeriouSLY.iLL.kiLLa. said:

	fuck you fire queef from tha sounds of it your guna have 17 ninjas kickin yo head in mutha Fucka! all drama aside......WOOP WOOP fam see yall at the gathering
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April 07, 2009- 22:29
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CORPSEY said:

	What this shit about the underground meth scene? This is going to be my first gathering (if I can catch a ride) and im interested to hear what the tweekers are up to at the gathering. I dont got much love for that...drink a redbull and vodka or something. dayum.
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April 07, 2009- 22:59 | url
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VoiceOfReason said:

CORPSEY said:
What this shit about the underground meth scene? This is going to be my first gathering (if I can catch a ride) and im interested to hear what the tweekers are up to at the gathering.

Um, what do you think they are up to? They're tweaking. Are you honestly surprised a group like this attracts that crowd?

If you can come up with some kind of Hatchetgear dentures, you might make some fast cash.

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April 08, 2009- 02:21
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gantoker said:

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April 08, 2009- 05:14 | url
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gantoker said:

	dont hate promote
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April 08, 2009- 05:15 | url
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PaintballinHatchetRyder said:

	thats onyl fukin 20 minutes from me im definatly fukin goin MCL WOOP WOOP
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April 08, 2009- 16:19
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pakapete said:

Super-producer Stir Crazy has stamped his imprint on the music scene since 2003. His production has helped create career defining hits for artists such as Potluck, D12, Bizzy Bone, Toxsick, Kamal, Tre LB, SOL, T.O.N.Ez, The Insane Clown Posse and many others. Respected beyond the genres of hip hop and urban music, Stir Crazy, has also been sought by superstars and underground legends whose music needs a new edge.

Born Jesse Elliott in Detroit, Michigan on December 23, 1986, Stir Crazy has had many reincarnations-- from a partnership in the label Super Phat Productions, and involved in a super group which consists of Dood Computer (of Doom Fist) and Himself.

Chop Shops smash hit single ‘Heart”, and Kamal’s debut cd Certified produced by Stir Crazy, introduced a unique style that defined the new wave of music in the years too come. Hip Hop and R&B with crazy effects held together by complex drum patterns. Death B4 Dishoner a group consisting of Lokey, T.O.N.Ez and Stir Crazy proved Stir Crazy could step out his normal boundaries and do heavy metal and rock production.

Recently he has helped form and in a music group with Dood Computer from Albany, New York and about to release there new upcoming album. The reason this album is getting so much attention is because of the marketing. It is coming out on cassette tape only.

Stir Crazys sound is unexplainable, and meant to be listened to, not read….

His partnership with fellow producer Tre LB, has spanned the untouchable label Super Phat Productions, and there trademark sound has spawned numerous imitators in the Detroit area. Still known as the originators of the new wave of Detroit sound when it comes to hip hop and R&B music.

Along the way he built a impressive arsenal of studio equipment, and worked/works at many studios in Detroit where he does most of his production. He regularly travels between his home studio and other studios around the area and other states working on many projects.

Stir Crazy’s genre breaking has changed music today and he takes pride in his success at staying ahead of the game with his experimentation and originality. Hard working and confident, his goal is to always stay ten steps ahead of the competitors while making fans not only hear but ‘feel’ music.

One thing Stir Crazy has on his side, other than incredible talent, is visibility. He has been featured on numerous websites as well as print.. He has been seen on several DVD’s, and he has a role in a feature film, Zombie Prom.. Then there are his numerous other appearances and accomplishments. He was named producer of the year by Juggalo News by voting of fans. The acknowledgment came as a surprise, he got a message that he was going to be featured, and there he was, without having to submit anything about himself. The word is out!

“You can accomplish any dream or goals in life, with hard work and confidence” says the dedicated Stir Crazy. Innovator of sound which continues to set new standards, while always expanding his musical palette.

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quemical said:

	He should stamp his foot up your ass for making us hate him with your annoying fucking spam.
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April 11, 2009- 08:04
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psychopathicNate said:

	no, he should shove a pine cone or a bundle of lit firecrackers up his ass for smaming.
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April 11, 2009- 09:05
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psychopathicNate said:

	oops, i ment to say spamming.
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April 11, 2009- 09:06
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gantoker said:

	MASTAMIND "TOXSIC AVENGER" ALBUM DROPPIN APRIL 21ST
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April 14, 2009- 06:01 | url
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Summer said:

	yeah we and my boyfriend and slo (three0thrillaz) are going down...either in my hippie van or a car....my firebird just broke down :( they'll be performing...
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April 17, 2009- 21:34 | url
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wickidklown said:

	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...L&index=28 Doesnt look like T.I. Will be at the gathering this year judjing by this video.
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April 21, 2009- 13:16
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wickidklown said:

	speaking of the gathering.......
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April 21, 2009- 13:17
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wickidklown said:

	108 days and counting..............
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April 21, 2009- 13:19
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	I thought he was going to prison. Doesn't he know what sagging your pants means in there?! Now I want to go to a T.I. show with 6 rolls of nickels...
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April 21, 2009- 13:21
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	And why is that Summer chick gonna put the URL to her myspace if it's on private and I can't check out the pictures of her cleavage and whatnot?!
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April 21, 2009- 13:23
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wickidklown said:

	And why is that Summer chick gonna put the URL to her myspace if it's on private and I can't check out the pictures of her cleavage and whatnot?! Yeah i would love 2 c more of those, but again imma havta say "fuck Myspace" and i will just go watch internet porn when i get homw i guess.
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April 21, 2009- 13:26
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wickidklown said:

	How funny would it be if he said shit to the juggalos like that and we all bumrussed the stage. lol!!!! Lets see how ganster he is then.
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April 21, 2009- 13:27
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wickidklown said:

	102 days and counting..............
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April 27, 2009- 13:31
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	wickid, once we hit double-digits it will just fly by. I can't wait, this year is gonna be the shit. I got a few fun ideas in store.
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April 27, 2009- 13:38
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wickidklown said:

	I know ninja, capture the flag sounds dope, U should come by my site on thursday after your done stting up camp and we can kick it homie. I already told you where imma be posted if you can remember that far back. lol
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April 27, 2009- 13:44
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	wickid, dude all I've ever brought to the gathering is what I can carry on my back, I'll probably be at your spot before you even get in there! Haha.
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April 27, 2009- 14:06
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wickidklown said:

	Well you better not jack my spot fucker.
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April 27, 2009- 14:09
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	Hahaha! How the hell am I gonna jack it?! Notice the part about only having what I can carry on my back! Hahaha, spaz. Naw, our spot has great shading and is ideal location so we've got that straight.
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April 27, 2009- 14:17
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	101 days and counting... Well, wickid isn't around, somebody had to do it.
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April 28, 2009- 12:26
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wickidklown said:

	Sorry for not being around turdy but ive been hella fuckin swamped at work, however.... 84 days and counting.............. Wow, I need 2 start gettin my shit together.
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May 15, 2009- 09:19
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cody willins said:

	juggalo 4 life
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