Whats up ninjas, it is your boy Hormel Jay here, live from the 614! Now I had an Idea about giving thanks on here. Now that it is Thanks Giving, I asked the staff here what they are thankful for? They replied back and here is what they are thankful for...

Ninjette Jingles

Shit well I'm thankful for my family, My daughter, and that my mom's health problems we have been able to keep it under control. And that i got love and support from all my homies and fam MCL

Tears of a Killa

Well I'm thankful I'm above ground, thankful for all the prospects I've got in my life, thankful that I get to be the way I am cause if I were in any other country my shenanigans wouldn't fly, thankful for my Juggalo family, thankful for all the new people I've met this year. And I'm thankful for all the struggles life has thrown me, because they are opportunities to overcome.

Myself

I am thankful for having such a great family. My aunt and Uncle are the ones who have pushed me to go to college and get my life on a straight path. Also I am thankful that my Grandpa is still alive because if it wasnt for me checking in on him, he would have been dead. Also I want to thank the men and women of the armed services for what they have done for us. Also to the Juggalos, you guys are some crazy ass mo facos.

DJH

IM Thankful for getting to know you guys like Tears and Ninjette and you more this year.. Im thankful for being closer to my parents and helping them out.. Im thankful for being a Juggalo.. I always will be..

JEDI

So there you go ninjas! Everyone here is thankful for something... Now what are you thankful for? So from me and everyone here at Juggalo News, have a safe and happy Thanks Giving. Oh GOBBLE!!!!! GOBBLE!!!!! GOBBLE!!!! FAMILY!

Comments (68)

Shasta McNasty said:

	I'm left out cause I'm Canadian, eh? I see how it is...
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November 26, 2009- 15:23 | url
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Chops said:

^^^ Nah, Shasta. You can still let everyone know what you're thankful for. I'm thankful, like most, to be alive and to be be in good health. To not have to worry about whether or not I'm going to have food to eat when I get home everynight. I'm thankful for both of my families. My blood relatives and my Juggalo Family. Hey Hormel. When Christmas rolls around, we gonna have a wish list up or some shit? haha. 99% of it on here would be: weed, beer, and tits. Haha.

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November 26, 2009- 15:48
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HormelJay614 said:

	Well you did have you thanksgiving already lol... Well email it to me shasta, I sent an email to all staff and I will edit it in.
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November 26, 2009- 17:31
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Spadizzle said:

	im gonna spam mad different threads to find this shit out...WHAT BEAT DID THE RYDAS SAMPLE FOR KILLA OVA NUTTIN???? I KNOW SOME BRANIAC ASS JUGGALO OUT THERE KNOWS
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November 27, 2009- 01:24
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Warlock253 said:

	im thankful to even be thankful for anything
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November 27, 2009- 06:55 | url
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lynxtheclown said:

	Ouch removed my comment
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November 27, 2009- 09:22
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Nyarlath0tep said:

	I,m thankful for the nice bowel movement i just had.
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November 27, 2009- 14:32
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lynxtheclown said:

	Nyarlath0tep said: I,m thankful for the nice bowel movement i just had. did it look or smell anything like turkey?
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November 27, 2009- 16:38
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piggofdoom said:

	I'm thankful for my friends and family, and for the fact that people at best buy are ignorant or apathetic and gave me the 60 dollar Game of the year edition of Fallout 3 instead of the 20 dollar regular version I paid for.
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November 27, 2009- 18:03
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WeHoldOurHatchetsHigh said:

I must say I'm thankful for so many things...This year has been one of the best and most blessed ones of my life....First off my Grandpa, who I'm very close with, had alot of health problems earlier this year...We did'nt even know he he would make it...He made a full recovery and is doing better than he has in the past couple years...And in September my Dad, who I'm also very close with, was in such bad shape, he didn't know who we were half the time, went to the hospital and they said he might not even make it through the night. He made a full recovery too and now he stopped drinkin' and snortin' coke...It truley is a miracle about my Dad though, he was goin' into kidney failure, his heart rate was at 180 and they couldn't get it down, they had to stop his heart more than once, and that's not even all of it...To me that's proof we got someone watchin' over us...And I'm gonna be a first time aunt...And this might sound stupid, but I'm very, very, happy at whut Psychopathic has done this year, Twiztid with W.I.C.K.E.D., ICP with Bang! Pow! Boom!, just everything...Those were most definatly two of the best albums released on Psy. so I'm very thankful that we got them to count on for awesome music...And of course I'm thankful to have each and everyone of you guys to call Family, You all truely mean more to me than I could ever write in this little box...lol MCL Homies :)

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November 27, 2009- 18:42
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Greengo said:

	I am thankful for neden, homies, family, neden, Juggalos, Juggalonews.com, and neden!
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November 27, 2009- 18:55
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frilla_da_illa said:

	im gonna spam mad different threads to find this shit out...WHAT BEAT DID THE RYDAS SAMPLE FOR KILLA OVA NUTTIN???? I KNOW SOME BRANIAC ASS JUGGALO OUT THERE KNOWS I've been trying to figure this out since Dumpin dropped. It's the only track I havent figured out that they jack. If you find out pass that shit on!!
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November 27, 2009- 19:20
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neverthrive said:

	i ain't got much and what i got ain't great but it's enouph so i give thanks damn it i miss halloween...
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November 28, 2009- 17:47
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neverthrive said:

trick 'o' treat trick or treat ah ha ha ha haaaa the time of the pumpkins has arrived listen as the screams polute the skies up and down sidewalks pitter patter little kids vampires and monsters in their little outfits but when they reach my house theres a big surprize no one wants to become a corpse so keep your fucking self off of my porch signs on my lawn with little carcuss scraps watch where you step or your foot'll be caught in my traps and when i get home i'll bring you inside cut your ass up make ya into candy and serve you to all the other little fuckers... surprise im just kidin ha ha ha... or am i but most of the time i'm roamin the streets dressed as a clown yelling trick or treat "bitch die or give me that fuckin candy" that usually works when you got an axe right handy on halloween no one's suspecious of a freak in a mask walkin up they drive way clutching an axe they think im just a kid standing in front of they home but then i lodge my axe straight into they dome take they bucket of candy up to the next house knock knock knock your nugget off and carve it out fill your cranium wid candy it makes a great sack now i'm covered in a big red blood splat any little kid that i find out alone i punch em in the eye and send they ass home with a note atached to the back off they head saying "yo dumb ass next time go out wid ya kid" yeah! trick or treat bitches trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you don't i don't care drag you out by your hair stick my axe in your head eat all your candy now your dead break in your house and chill on the couch waiting for your ass quiet as a mouse when you get home off wid your nugget take your candy and fill up my bucket hang out and watch some horror flicks house of 1000 corpses and the devils rejects laying on your sofa munchin on a kit kat it's nice to get some time to finally kick back bloody chocolate hands candy wrapper littered floors i've watched all the movies im startin to get bored grab my shit and get back on the streets but aint no one givin candy they all asleep whatever break in a home wid high speed internet thief some credit numbers and order me some shit ebay . com bought a brand new axe but then from up stairs i hear a click clack fucker got a mosberg and he's rushin down the stairs before the bullets fly i hit the fucka wid a chair rumage through the kitchen droors i finde a cleaver chuck it at his hand his fingers are severed grab a steak knife and gash open his chest it's morning now and i'm brown and red bloody mess halloween is over it's time to go home where i finde little ghosts and witches on my lawn like i said i take em inside and slice them up all the chocolate they ate poors out they gut grinde the into meat add a few herbs and spices my own special sausage ya never tasted nothing like this scramble me some eggs and toast me some bread after breakfast it's straight to bed tired as fuck from the night before sleep till next halloween when i getta knock on more doors yeah! ah ha ha haa pumpkins! candy! trick or treat motha fucka! trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you don't i don't care drag you out by your hair stick my axe in your head eat all your candy now your dead

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November 28, 2009- 17:49
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RobbyTrrT said:

	This is directed at the topic Who gives a fuck?
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November 28, 2009- 19:09
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weedy552000 said:

	hi i am very thankful to have all the juggalos by my side.... to all the juggalos out there much clown love.... sincerely skitso the clown
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November 28, 2009- 21:43
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Soulless said:

	I'm thankful for the natives that killed a few settlers... Enjoy your 2 months of false joy and religious lies in these upcoming "holidays".
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November 28, 2009- 21:53
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Cali Ninja said:

	I'm thankful Soulless lives in Texas...
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November 28, 2009- 22:04
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weedy552000 said:

	dude these ass holes r fucken retarded not special people retarded but plain out dumb its one thing to buy the cd but its another thing when u rip it off. for example i dont have a cent to my name but i dont go to the store and steal what i want i wait til i get payed and even then i still cant afford what i want it is the same thing to steal something off the internet
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November 28, 2009- 22:07
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Soulless said:

	Pft I could live anywhere..Maybe I shall move to cali and get leathery burnt skin and see the homos all day..mwahaha..but the weed would be worth it i suppose...Never had another J like I did when I lived in WA...west has all the best
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November 28, 2009- 22:13
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frilla_da_illa said:

	i thought it was all steers and queers in texas
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November 29, 2009- 08:35
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Soulless said:

	no...you just watch to many army movies....:P.I'm neither.
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November 29, 2009- 11:29
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Chops said:

	I'm Dallas born.SKRappy (Soulless) is like in Texarkana, I think. Barely in the boundary line. Haha.
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November 29, 2009- 11:51
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Soulless said:

	aye..in 5 min i could be in AR. or 30 and i could be in OK or LU. Kinda at a spot where 4 states almost meet, not literaly like the 4 out west but pretty close
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November 29, 2009- 12:01
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Soulless said:

	some guy flipped out and shot and killed 4 cops in a coffee shop, and he isnt caught yet and it happend like 5 hours ago..only a 10k reward for 4 cops dead..interesting.
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November 29, 2009- 12:04
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Soulless said:

	up in WA
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November 29, 2009- 12:05
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Soulless said:

	damn...is it just me or are there more and more violent shootings like this and horrible murders like in VA every few months it seems...........shame
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November 29, 2009- 12:09
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Chops said:

	So a cop is worth 2,500$ in WA? Hmmm...
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November 29, 2009- 15:43
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Soulless said:

	apparently..i dont think they even caught him yet..havent been watching the news lately but if they did catch him in sure it would be all over the news and i just looked, just regular news.
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November 29, 2009- 15:47
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Chops said:

	Just other people being killed? What a shame...ha.
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November 29, 2009- 16:09
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Soulless said:

	im just interested in this story..he killed 4 cops in full uniform (vest and gun on them and everything) in a public place, shot nobody else, just the cops, didnt even rob it, and left...can you imagine killing 4 cops with a handgun when they all have their guns and vest? he must of had a hell of a aim. and he got away without a wound and still hasnt been caught....just amazing to me.
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November 29, 2009- 16:12
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Chops said:

	Maybe he wasn't out in the open? Leaning around a corner? Some real Gears of War shit.
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November 29, 2009- 16:16
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Soulless said:

	no idea..they wont give all the details and i know for a fact there was camras in the shop..maybe in the next few hours or tomorrow..im curious to know how this guy managed to do this and evade since 8 this morning in WA.
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November 29, 2009- 16:17
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Soulless said:

	http://blog.al.com/spotnews/20...t_and.html
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November 29, 2009- 16:19
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Chops said:

	Anything on CNN or something?
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November 29, 2009- 16:26
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Soulless said:

	naw it wasnt even on cnn as it was happening, lol. fox was covering it.
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November 29, 2009- 16:35
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Chops said:

	Haha. Damn.
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November 29, 2009- 16:38
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Jugga Lylo said:

	I'm thankful for my family, Psychopathic Records, Troma films, Crown Royal Canadian whisky, Marlboro Smooth cigarettes and free internet porn. MMFCL
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November 29, 2009- 22:08
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foolonthehill said:

	i'm thankful that TravisEnvy is not counted as a serious editor, therfore did not get his thanks in the OG post.
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November 29, 2009- 22:45
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ThAdEaDbOdYsKrUb said:

	cheas shyts mad late but im thankfull for my juggalo fam an newport 100s headies joints an bitches mcl yall
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November 30, 2009- 04:09
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Vanna213 said:

	kewl kewl I am thankful for all the juggalo family that I have and for the family that is there for me. for cigs like new ports weed and other shit. I am very thankfulX]
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November 30, 2009- 13:25
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Tech_Madrox said:

	I miss halloween :( Anyway, myself.. I'm thankful for my mom, mamaw, aunt, juggalo homie and the rest of my psy fam! Whoop Whoop!!~
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December 03, 2009- 05:46
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SkePtiK said:

	Yeah for some reason my thanks didn't get added either. So if they edit the post and put my shit up that would be dope but prolly to little too late. Fuck it that's my attitude for the next year as well as the rest of this one.
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December 03, 2009- 10:57
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hellzhasgame said:

	shit im thankful to wake up every day id also say for all the juggalo luv out there
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December 18, 2009- 09:47
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kraz3 said:

	wats sup ninjaz it your kraz3 down ass juggalo well i just need some of yal to show a lil love and trust me ill show some back ight WHOOP WHOOP
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December 21, 2009- 21:40
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who dat ninja ? said:

	I'm thankful I got a Hot Topic, at the Mall. I got my fingerless knit gloves wit j. on the left hand and shaggs on the right hand, and I also gor the Hatchet Man Raver pants. It wus a good x-mas 4 this juggalo !!!
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December 31, 2009- 18:25 | url
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Nyarlath0tep said:

	Is there a new elmo cult I was unaware of?
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December 31, 2009- 18:39
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TheNew7lo said:

	Cali Ninja said: I'm thankful Soulless lives in Texas... im not, i mean i love him cause he's a 'lo. but man i live here and, just damn.......... much clown love man.
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January 19, 2010- 12:49
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spooky said:

	juggalos will never die only multiply
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April 20, 2010- 14:10 | url
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Yourcatdead420 said:

	Why are you bumping and posting that shit on every article? Go away
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April 20, 2010- 14:32
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maggotbrains said:

	i gotta shit
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April 28, 2010- 18:09
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emokitty said:

	im thankful for my juggalo fam those motherfukas are my life
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May 05, 2010- 11:39
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	Hey yo wtf!!!! someone type in www.biggysmalls.com some shit comes up like zizo or some shit... wit money stacks. what kinda shit is that.... I was like. w .w.w............................headwhispering biggysmalls.com and they was like...... no that ******************** Zazul.... WTF
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July 18, 2010- 22:21
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	I got questions that I need answered and shit... and getting distracted on Zazul... damn it!!
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July 18, 2010- 22:23
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	and the shit that I talk is supposed to piss people of... yea right bitch
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July 18, 2010- 22:23
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UhtheDudemaan said:

plain and simple.... paint on my face and strap your little boots up..or on... and stomp on theeeeeeeze nutz fool... (im thinkin inside yea it only hurts a little... I better go get my belt tugged) Cuz I aint never heard of no one else since the beginning... and that was when I was a juggalo... that was the very moment that I didnt have to seek deep inside... when I was speaking the truth and it sounded like I was ruthlessly talking shit to you with out aim.. like I baught my aim at one of those little off-brand stores or something.. yea fucking right bitch!

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July 18, 2010- 22:26
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	oh and one more thing (blessings to all the families) fuck you
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July 18, 2010- 22:27
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	and yea right about now.. im still stuck on that shit (Violent J ((Istabpeople)) for real though taurus.)and yea man... they didnt even have that shit back then.
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July 18, 2010- 22:28
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	hahuh hooooooooooooouuw (sounded like jack blackc maaaaan YEA that whasagreatone)
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July 18, 2010- 22:30
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UhtheDudemaan said:

Yo somebody check this shit... this crazy fuckin bitch is talking to himself and writing fuckin love letters to his little IDLE violent J... what a crazy little panzy... and whats this he cant spell shit either.. Uhthedudemaan ... pffff ... shhhh.. what a faggit. ....................... (what!?>>?) yea... I said it. uhthedude maan you should just change your little naaaaame to stfu you stupid little crazy. (GOOD DAY) haaahhh ha ha

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July 18, 2010- 22:33
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	(for those of you who dont know I did just talk shit to my own self thanks for listening but seriuosly find a hobby)
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July 18, 2010- 22:34
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UhtheDudemaan said:

oh and... uhhh. new world order... and the juggalo holocosters cant touch me either...shiiit... aint that the sorriest sack of presents you ever heard>? wtf maaaan... not cool. that she is beyond me.. seriiously what is wrong with those guys... someone told me a bunch of juggalos murdered a baby... I was like how could that be when all I have ever experience with the juggalos has been all about family. I guess theres just a lot of lines your not supposed to cross to talk shit.... but then again it wouldnt be talking shit now would it.. I dont think so... but the ketchup to my mustard right now is Ive always and always will know where to find the answer. I can get any answer . but I havent the tame to be wasted anymore.

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July 18, 2010- 22:42
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	and for your troubles... if you were un aware... there is a wonderfull playlist that can be found under Tupac shook ones part two. wonderfull.
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July 18, 2010- 22:49
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	blessings to all you juggalos and juggalettes and your families and communities
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July 18, 2010- 22:50
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UhtheDudemaan said:

	If you will please excuse me... I am having separation anxiety...
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July 18, 2010- 22:51
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stevie said:

	im thankfull 2 hav all for all im more then blessd and thankful beyond words nnnfwcl 2 allll yaaal my family bros sistaz cuzinz uncles auntz my blood whoop whoop
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August 07, 2010- 16:57 | url
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clownjuggalette said:

	i'm thankful to be alive and have an amazing juggalo family woop woop mmfwcl
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September 06, 2010- 08:12
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clownjuggalette said:

	you no the saying juggalos don't die?!?!?! well i'm a juggalo and didn't die :)
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September 06, 2010- 08:13
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