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Hatchet Happenings - Episode 2!

Written by MENTHOL

Thursday, 18 March 2010

DJ Fillin, Sugar Slam, DJ Clay, Upchuck the clown, and Dan Diamond are comin’ back at you with a brand new episode of the Hatchet Happenings! There is so much HUGE news poppin’ off in this thing, you won’t even believe it! Stop wastin’ time and hit play so you can partake of all the knowledge bein’ dropped by the Hatchet Happenings Crew!

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This is interesting... The tour alone is hard to imagine... I know kittie's fans are already pissed off about it.. But i think it will be an interesting form of exposure... And if you have not realized it yet psy is marketing music as if they were marketing dvds And it's brilliant.. And maybe this old Shit cd will set some people straight ... Exposing them to the wicked Shit.. Even if it does clash with a happy daze theme tour.. All this national attention is making me want to Fuck with the public juggalo style.. Fuck all that we're good people Shit... I'd rather be discrete And do positive Shit than be openly joyful with a hatchet

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March 18, 2010- 18:01
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Ninjacide said:

	if anyones got a wii and is playin mario kart this weekend heres my friend code 2751-2184-6436 its JUGGALOCO
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March 18, 2010- 18:02
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Spadizzle said:

	well so much for "the old shit" being new material.
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March 18, 2010- 18:33
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Spadizzle said:

	at least blaze drops an album soon.
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March 18, 2010- 18:34
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Yourcatdead420 said:

	Ninjacide nobody wants to play Mario Kart with you and your lover this weekend. Fuck off.
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March 18, 2010- 18:43
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Sparky said:

Here's the way that I look at it. ICP: The Old Shit is going to be grabbed up by all of these newbie emos and merchalos that are populating the shows nowadays... because that's what they do. They buy merchandise so that they can fit in with real juggalos. Perhaps hearing the old school ICP music will either set them right, or make them realize how little they know about Psychopathic. I doubt that I'll be picking up it up, mostly because like everyone else said... I already have all the CDs from that era. However, unlike most everyone else, it doesn't bother me that ICP is putting this out.

ICP already has a very stellar record compared to most artists when it comes to putting out a major record approximately every two years. All this extra stuff is just icing on the cake, and in my opinion, is what makes ICP such an amazing band to follow. No, I haven't liked everything that they've put out, (Forgotten Freshness 3, The Tempest, etc.) but I respect the hell out of their drive and their work ethic.

And one more thing, I am straight up in shock over the lineup of the Happy Daze tour. I have not been this impressed with a lineup since Wicked Wonka. I didn't even know fucking Kittie was still around... and on the same tour as Coolio and KMK? Holy Shit!

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March 18, 2010- 18:52
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Nobody said:

	Alright, the whole time I watched this, all I could think was that Sugar Slam sounds like a fuckin retard. But I would definitely bang her bearded biscuit out. Holla!
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March 18, 2010- 19:02
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E L M O said:

	Watch whut u say about Sugar Slam, that be Violent J's 2 baby mama!
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March 18, 2010- 19:09
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lynxtheclown said:

	LOL only on the streets..... I guess the information super highway is a street lol.....
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March 18, 2010- 19:11
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Twiztid_Ninja said:

First of all, ICP: The Old Shit should really just be called ICP: The Greatest Hits For Those That Don't Know. But, I'm hoping that there might be more to it. I mean that trailer really didn't say SHIT about anything in any way shape or form. All they kept saying that it was brutal and old and shit. That's all they said. Fuckin ridiculous I learned NOTHING about anything. So, I stand to agree that this is just another Greatest Hits type shit that most people already have but many fake juffalos will buy. But I'm hoping, man, I really am.
Second of all, I get Sugar Slam is J's babies mama. I do, I get that. But, GODDAMN I want to shove pencils into my ears until they stab my fuckin brain and blood starts pouring out my nose when I her segments come on. She is fuckin terrible. Annoying as fuck I tell you what. I mean shit, I know that dudes at Psychopathic aren't watching this going, wow Sugar Slam did a damn good job, I applaud her performance, I'm so happy she really adds to this news show. NO IT WAS FUCKIN TERRIBLE. I mean of course DJ Fillin and Clay are pretty bad, but not half as bad as Sugar Slam. Goddamn. Really Dan was the only one I had no problem with what so ever. Upchuck didn't bother me that much either.
Third of all, goes without saying that the Better Dayz tour is going to be fuckin EPIC. No doubt about it. I agree that they haven't had that colorful of a line up since the Wicked Wonka tour. It's going to be fresh as fuck.

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March 18, 2010- 19:15
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gang member juggalo 3323 said:

	fuck ya phuck ya fuq ya
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March 18, 2010- 19:22
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Necro_Ninja_8N9ne said:

	Fuck Yea its gonna be dope to see necro on this tour too havent seen him since hallowicked a few yearrs back
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March 18, 2010- 19:23
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E L M O said:

	Doe's anybody think any kittie fans r gonna pay the $35 and come 2 a clown show ?
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March 18, 2010- 19:31
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Squarepakk_666 said:

the only reason im even goin to the ICP show is to see ICP MEC and Coolio.
Kittie and KMK can eat a fuckin dick and i know theres gonna be a shitload of fights at the SLC show got the fuckin spaders comin to the show and they dont respect shit out here so i can count on knockin a few heads together.

and as for BMR bein released at the gathering thats fucked up cant they just release it already im not gettin my hopes up for the gathering this year its going to be like every year imma be a broke muthafucka so i cant make it as always just drop the fuckin DVD

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March 18, 2010- 19:48
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Darknight said:

	sigh...watching this makes me miss the "juggalo news" video, even though its fake, at least it aint a cheesy as this shit! oh n yea Sugar Slam did come off as if the clowns were going back to the "old school shit" ..but i know better..
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March 18, 2010- 20:03
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Spadizzle said:

	Doe's anybody think any kittie fans r gonna pay the $35 and come 2 a clown show ? why the fuck are you even talking about "kittie"? who the fuck cares. and since when does the word "does" have an apostrophe in it?
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March 18, 2010- 20:23
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Yourcatdead420 said:

	Since fuckheads came onto the internet.
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March 18, 2010- 20:48
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Rally said:

I think the ICP old shit will old unreleased material or mashed up songs because i dont think they owne the rights to songs from the milenko,jeckels,and bizarre,bizarre thats why island released the greatest hits a few years ago and psychopathic couldnt do anything, But you never know maybe thats why ICP is releasing it only on tour and hatchet gear, just like twiztid does with the house of krazees cds

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March 18, 2010- 22:05
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STFU420 said:

I'm a "newbie" in a way... I was exposed to ICP in '94 when Ringmaster came out. I liked thier shit and followed them until Great Melinko. I kinda grew up under a rock after that, but I've always had love for the clown. It wasn't 'til last summer I started catching up and see what everything was all about. So, ICP: The Old Shit is cool for me, but I agree wasn't news, it was pretty much a given, just didn't know when.

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March 18, 2010- 22:17
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Foley said:

	Necro, Coolio and ICP (hopes have some old school) KMK i dnt like Kittie meh
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March 18, 2010- 23:59
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tha nateball said:

	props to dirty dan for NOT actin like a douche. props to icp for makin the impossible possible; coolio and kittie on the same bill? a-fuckin-mazing. i can't fuckin wait. i miss weekly freekly. they need more mutha fuckas like upchuck.
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March 19, 2010- 00:00
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tha nateball said:

	if any of you are down with tim and eric, you might remember an episode called jim and derrick. that's what this shit reminds me of. like they got the retards at mtv to try and make their shit 'younger' and 'hipper'. shit kinda pisses me off. they act like posers. like they're trying to sell 'cool shit' to 'cool kids' or something. it's annoying.
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March 19, 2010- 00:06
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STFU420 said:

if any of you are down with tim and eric, you might remember an episode called jim and derrick. that's what this shit reminds me of. like they got the retards at mtv to try and make their shit 'younger' and 'hipper'. shit kinda pisses me off. they act like posers. like they're trying to sell 'cool shit' to 'cool kids' or something. it's annoying.

I like the comparison and again we agree... young and corny.

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March 19, 2010- 00:44
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localclowncrew said:

	mostly all i heard was fontana dist. http://www.fontanadistribution.com/Index.htm just say'n....
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March 19, 2010- 02:02
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Yourcatdead420 said:

	They must think we're about 12. Who thinks that shits funny.
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March 19, 2010- 10:08
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Turdy McSmutbags said:

	Coolio, Kittie & KMK are enough to make me not even go. I'm not going to buy a $30+ just to see ICP. wtf.
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March 19, 2010- 10:15
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tha nateball said:

	am i the only one who likes kittie and coolio?
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March 19, 2010- 10:34
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Jugga Lylo said:

	I like Kittie, they fucking rock but as for Coolio, I'll be hitting up the merch tables and getting my drink on at the bar. Necro is dope and as for KMK, these juggalonews niggas seem to be all about them so I'll check em out. I always thought that name was wack, though. They rap about anything else besides smoking weed, like serial killing or necrophilia? This is juggalonews, right?
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March 19, 2010- 10:51
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Sinatra said:

I watched until 2:00 until I had to stop that shit, that was annoying as fuck how it kept cuttin out & that dude was talkin to himself, who the fuck agrees to be named DJ Fill-in anyway? & why the fuck was that bitch at a construction site? I'm sure there's no reason.

& to Jugga Lylo, KMK does rap about other shit, hippy shit as a matter of fact, & yet they try to merge their music with the worst excuse for punk rock I've ever heard, which is a goddamn paradox where I come from.

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March 19, 2010- 11:35
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Cali Ninja said:

	Doe's anybody think any kittie fans r gonna pay the $35 and come 2 a clown show ? No. I'd be surprised if anybody paid $35 just to see Kittie. They were cool back in 2000. They haven't done shit since then.
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March 19, 2010- 11:54
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Cali Ninja said:

	I'm down for psy hooking up with metal bands on their shows, but can we get bands that are still relevant? I'd rather see Victor Wooten than Kittie. If you know who Victor Wooten is, give yourself a well earned pat on the back.
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March 19, 2010- 11:57
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Quemical said:

	Is Dirty Dan Suppose to be a spoof of Ass Dan? And it's annoying hearing the word "Bitch" Every 20 secs.
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March 19, 2010- 12:26
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Nobody said:

	If it's natural than it's cool to say "bitch" and "fuck" and whatnot but that shit did not sound natural at all. They sound like they are faking the funk.
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March 19, 2010- 12:32
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